Six real fruit ice pops with big flavor and a bad joke on every stick.
pick your popPick
your pop
Grab one out of the freezer. Then eat it and read the stick.
Anatomy of a pop
70% fruitFruit goes in first. Water and cane sugar get whatever room is left.
60 cal, topsPer pop, across the whole mob. Have two.
0 fake dyesColor comes from fruit, veggies, and spirulina. Yes, even the blue.
1 bad jokePrinted on every birch stick. You're welcome.
Which pop are you?
Three questions. Zero science.
Find a
freezer
demo map, not to scale
Ok,
but
What even is Melt Mob?
Six ice pops made from real fruit, 60 calories or less each, with a joke hiding under every one.
How do I store them?
In a freezer. You've got this.
Are the jokes good?
No. That's the point of a stick joke.
Is Melt Mob real?
Nope. It's a made-up brand for a concept site, so the pops only exist here. Sorry about your freezer.
First dibs
New flavors and freezer sightings, about once a month.